It has taken time, many years and places

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nowibecomemyself:

survivorsuperhero:

rubythroatedblasphemer:

survivorsuperhero:

For Young Men Only: a guy’s guide to the alien gender, Chapter 8, “The Guy Every Girl Wants…Really: Could it be that the real you is the real prize?”

Dearest skyfriend, what the fuck was this book that we’ve read?

I don’t know, but now that I know more about girls, I know that you want me to rescue you, be all awkward and nervous about it, and then we will have lots of makeouts.

shit is that what girls want?? i’ve been doing it ALL WRONG

No, see, if you rescue girls from these kinds of dudes, they’ll be super grateful and if you do it in a cute way, MAKEOUTS.

It’s not really that hard at all.

misandry and lesbians really do fix everything. I KNEW IT

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survivorsuperhero:

rubythroatedblasphemer:

survivorsuperhero:

For Young Men Only: a guy’s guide to the alien gender, Chapter 8, “The Guy Every Girl Wants…Really: Could it be that the real you is the real prize?”

Dearest skyfriend, what the fuck was this book that we’ve read?

I don’t know, but now that I know more about girls, I know that you want me to rescue you, be all awkward and nervous about it, and then we will have lots of makeouts.

shit is that what girls want?? i’ve been doing it ALL WRONG

Sep 7

refkins:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

YES YES YES YES

Maybe not so much the first one (way too poor for that to be feasible though I do get annoyed when folks aren’t willing to fudge bills and things; I much prefer to operate by “I got it this time, you get it next time” when the bill isn’t outrageous), but the last one? SO MUCH. SO SO SO SO SO MUCH.

Operation: Visit Hometown, Come Out To Conservative Parents was a resounding success. They surprise me more and more all the time. Pictures: 1) hello Columbia River! 2) this is how you advertise in a city that gets 300+ days of sunshine per year 3) my dad’s cat secretly hates me 4) but my family loves me! 5) you stay classy, hometown.

Today, in Kristen Takes Steps Toward Having The Kind Of Life She Wants, I decided to head back to my hometown this weekend to a) go to a music festival and more importantly b) come out to my parents.

Any encouragement would be much appreciated. I have no idea how they are going to react and I am kind of scared.

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(Source: deteitte)

Rules:  In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

  1. The Dragonriders of Pern series (Anne McCaffrey)
  2. Traveling Mercies (Anne Lamott)
  3. Madame Bovary (Gustav Flaubert)
  4. Harry Potter (JK Rowling)
  5. The Giver (Lois Lowry)
  6. Dealing with Dragons (Patricia Wrede)
  7. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)
  8. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret (Judy Blume)
  9. The Heralds of Valdemar series (Mercedes Lackey)
  10. Speak (Louise Halse Anderson)
It’s a plan.

It’s a plan.

cheeses I love:

- cheddar (duh)
- pepper jack
- goat cheese (esp the TJ’s kind with herbs and shit)
- gouda

what should I try next??

I’ve been stuck in the “everything is terrible and I hate all humans” brainspace for about a week now and so I am going to make a list of things in my life that don’t make me want to crawl into bed and never leave. Okay? OKAY

  • I have been making some killer sandwiches recently. All the veggies, roast beef, hot peppers, fancy cheeses. It’s been great.
  • I made a joke on facebook and a bunch of people liked it and made nice comments.
  • My cat is adorable and ridiculous and I love her.
  • I went to the beach with some friends and put my feet in the sound and found a rock shaped like a heart.
  • I live in Seattle and it is the best city.
  • I moved to a new store and the people there are much MUCH less terrible than the people at my old store. I do not hate my job quite as much.
  • I officially withdrew from grad school and am very glad to have that part of my life for-reals behind me.
  • Some people I have friend-crushes on want to hang out with me and my roommate, which makes me feel like I am an interesting and cool person because those people are interesting and cool.
  • I got some new stomping boots and they make me feel so fabulous and just the right balance of butch and femme and also POWERFUL.